This Bullshit has some Broader Implications
Warning: Language ahead. from the Onion News Network
The Illusion of Choice for a New Generation
posted in: External Infographic, The Economics Devision
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The formula for soft drinks is pretty simple, which might explain why there are so many of them on the market. Water + a Sweetener + a Flavoring Agent = Good Margins. Add in caffeine and fruit juice as needed. … Read More
They Say the First is the Most Difficult to Make
posted in: External Images, The Cultural Devision
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John Baldessari‘s “The First $100,000 I Ever Made”, the first of three installations in the High Line Billboard art series. Live and in person on 10th Avenue at West 18th St in Manhattan thru December 30th. That’s Wilson on the … Read More
You Need a New Dictionary
posted in: External Viz, Smog
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One of the many things you’ll find out from the Wall Street Journal’s What They Know series is that you need a new online dictionary. In their study of tracking files distributed by major websites, dictionary.reference.com (aka dictionary.com) topped the … Read More
A Vote to Remember
posted in: Commentary, Maps, The Political Devision
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Paying attention to politics is not a rewarding effort. It’s one thing to hear about everything Congress passes into law and another to keep up with the all the things they are considering. With the media and activists from both … Read More
Yes, Affirmative
posted in: External Images, Library, The Future Committee
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It’s easy to forget that humanity has been worried about the prospect of robots taking over for a while now. Below, we have an image from a 1931 issue of Modern Mechanics and Inventions: Of course, as we know, the … Read More
The Ape Con Myth 2012 Novelty Rip-Off Calendar
posted in: Features, The Time Bandits
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Will the world end in 2012? You wish. The Ape Con Myth 2012 Calendar is not a doomsday calendar, but one specifically designed to get you through what by all appearances could be a pretty interesting year. Buy one today … Read More
A Quick Look Back Before Preparing To Evacuate 2011
posted in: Ape Con Myth, Features
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Before December turns into a blur and we suddenly find ourselves deposited on the sure to be weird shores of 2012, let’s take a quick riffle through the soon to be scraps of 2011. So far Ape Con Myth has … Read More
A Terabyte of Illegal Downloads
posted in: External Images, The Cultural Devision
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What is this tiny monolith and why is it worth 5 million dollars? It’s a terabyte drive filled with illegal downloads. There’s a bunch of software and games on it, but surprisingly(?) the bulk of the monetary value comes from … Read More
Promising New College Stats
posted in: Ape Con Myth, Commentary, External Other
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A recent marketing study found that 79% of college students do not know how to scan QR codes and 75% considered themselves “not likely” to scan one in the future. Good for them. Not only is that a logical conclusion, … Read More
Yes
posted in: Ape Con Myth, Library
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